Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Friday, March 08, 2024
Birkhat kohanim (Bright Pond version)
יברכך ה' וישמרך
May G-d bless you and keep you
יאר ה' פניו אליך ויחנך
May G-d's face shine on you and be gracious to you
ישא ה' פניו אליך וישם לך שלום
May G-d's face turn toward you and grant you peace
Saturday, December 16, 2023
Monday, April 01, 2019
Submarine removal
My brother Dean gave me notice that a cleaning crew was headed to my home this morning to effect the annual removal of unwanted submarines from my ceilings. I greatly appreciated his warning. Thankfully they arrived in a timely and professional manner, and proceeded to rid my dwelling of this yearly invasive scourge. For historic purposes, I took a photograph of the valiant crew at work in my library.
With some pleasure, I can now report that my ceilings are once again 100% submarine-free.
With some pleasure, I can now report that my ceilings are once again 100% submarine-free.
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
Monday, April 02, 2018
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
"Thou Shalt Not Make Smirky Faces"
I believe the 11th Commandment was to be "Thou shalt not make smirky faces," but it wouldn't fit on the two tablets of the Decalogue.
Even the Almighty has to contend with graphic design realities when faced with a deadline.
(This is related to an arcane and amusing interchange I had with my friend Claire Feinson regarding counting all the people, and all the mold spores also, during Fabrangen's Rosh Hashanah services).
Shalom y'all. Enjoy. Cheers, smiles, arcana, chag sameach, & stuff,
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